Kabuki Japanese Restaurant Menu & Prices in 2023

Not everyone loves Japanese food. However, if you do, the love for this cuisine is endless.

The fresh, simple items not only please your soul but also ensure a healthy diet.

The variations also are a treat to your eyes. When you love Japanese cuisine, it’s hard to go back, ever!

And if you crave the tastiest and healthiest Japanese dishes around you, it’s time you get to know about the Kabuki Japanese Restaurant Menu.

Adorned with some of the most authentic items, this food place will never fail to make your Japanese-craving nature happy.

From their signature Shushi, and salads to rolls and hot sake, the options are never ending when you have the cravings.

So, what exactly the Kabuki Japanese Restaurant serves?

Well, their menu is well-spread. Be it 18 types of nourishing sushi, 12 sashimi, 50 varieties of rolls, or 11 types of noodles and ramen, you get what a hungry tummy desire.

Their menu also has specialty lunch items, seafood plates, classic Japanese dishes and combos, rice bowls, and a family menu to go with your demand completely.

That’s not all. From a selection of sake, alcoholic drinks, and non-alcoholic beverages along with a choice of desserts, you can pick anything you want to complete your meal perfectly.

Another thing to love about Kabuki Japanese Restaurant is that they have “Happy Hour” (every day from 3 PM- 6 PM) to make their customers happy.

Eaters enjoy amazing deals and discounts during this time for a pleasant meal deal.

One thing about this restaurant you should remember is that operating hours changes on different days of the week.

So before paying a visit, don’t forget to check the hours, otherwise, you might find the place closed and get back home disappointed.

Kabuki Restaurant Happy Hour Meals

Monday – Friday | 3pm-6pm

Small Plate

ItemsPrice
Sesame Chicken$7.75
Fried Gyoza Dumplings$6.50
Golden Fried Tiger Shrimp$7.50
Calamari Rings$7.95
Shishito Peppers$7.95
Chicken Wing Karaage$6.95
Mixed Tempura$7.50
Grilled Salmon Collar$9.50
Fire Cracker$8.75
Kakiage Vegetable Tempura$6.50

Roll

Rolls can be ordered as cut roll (6 pcs) or hand roll

ItemsPrice
Spicy Tuna$4.75
Tuna$4.75
Salmon$4.50
Spicy Albacore$4.25
Shrimp$3.95
Yellowtail$4.50
Scallop$4.25
California$3.95
Philadelphia$4.75
Large$4.75
Cucumber$3.50
B.S.C.R$4.95
Vegetable$3.50
Avocado$3.95

Beer & Bottled Beer

ItemsServesPrice
Draft Asahimug(12oz)$5.50
Kirin Light, Sapporo & Asahi Dry Kirin IchibanBottle$7.00

Sake Bomb & Wine

ItemsPrice
KA Bomb$10.00
KIBomb$6.00
Blend Farmhouse Wine 
Red$5.95
White$5.95

Salad

ADD: grilled chicken 3.00 | chicken breast 4.00

ItemsPrice
Spicy Tuna$8.95
Krab$7.75
House$5.25
Seaweed$5.25

Sushi

ItemsPrice
Salmon$3.95
Tuna$4.25
Albacore$3.95
Yellowtail$3.95
Shrimp$3.75

Specialty Roll

ItemsPrice
Shrimp Tempura$9.50
Alaskan$9.95
Vegas$9.95
Rose$10.25
Dynamite$8.50
California Tempura$8.50
Sunkissed$10.95

Hot Sake & Draft Beer

ItemsServesPrice
Sho Chiku Bai Extra DrySmall$3.00
Sapporo Mug12 oz$3.00

Cocktails

ItemsPrice
You Had Me at Margarita$8.50
Kabuki Old Fashioned$8.50
Sake Sangria$7.50
Mint Tokyo Mojito$8.50

Sake

ItemsSizePrice
Sho Chiku Bai Nigoribottle(375ml)$10.00
Sho Chiku Bai Premium Ginjobottle(300ml)$12.00

All New Menu

ItemsPrice
Salmon Carpaccio
Thinly Sliced Salmon + Onion Vinaigrette
$11.95
Taco
Hard Taco Shell & Wasabi Sour Cream
 
Shrimp Tempura$5.95
Poke Tuna$6.95
Sushi 
Mozzarella Salmon$7.50
Mozzarella Shrimp$7.95
Black Marlin aged black marlin infused with beets$6.75
Salmon Arugula Salad
Grilled Salmon + Lemon Vinaigrette
$13.95
Sashimi 
Sampler
Salmon, Tuna, Albacore, Yellowtail, Ikura, Ama Ebi & Masago
$23.95
Black Marlin$16.50
Roll 
Double Shrimp
Rose Roll + Shrimp & Sliced Almonds + Arugula salad
$16.95
Tiger
Shrimp Tempura Roll + Spicy Tuna & Avocado + Lemon Vinaigrette
$16.95
Shishito Tempura
California Roll + Fried Shishito Peppers & Shiso
$14.95
Pork Belly Bowl
Grilled Chasu & Sauteed Bell Peppers + Sweet Vinaigrette
$12.50
Salmon Katsu
Fried Salmon & Sweet Potato Wedges + Tartar Sauce
$18.95

Small Plates

ItemsPrice
Vegetable 
Garlic Edamame$6.95
Edamame$4.95
Sweet Potato Fries$7.95
Sautéed Asparagus$8.95
Shishito Peppers$9.95
Meat 
Sesame Chicken$11.50
Fried Gyoza Dumplings$8.95
BBQ Short Beef Ribs$16.50
Chicken Wing Karaage$9.50
Grilled Pork Belly$11.95
Seafood 
Fire Cracker$12.50
Mixed Tempura$10.50
Yellowtail Carpaccio$13.95
Golden Fried Tiger Shrimp$10.95
Calamari Rings$11.95
Spicy Tuna on Crispy Rice$13.50
Grilled Yellowtail$15.95
Grilled Salmon Collar$12.50

Salad

Add: Grilled Chicken @ $3.00 or Chicken Breast @ $4.00

ItemsPrice
Cucumber$7.50
House$7.50
Krab$11.95
Seaweed$7.95
Sashimi$17.95
Spicy Tuna$13.95

Kabuki Restaurant Sushi & Sashimi

ItemsPrice/Sushi (2 Pcs)Price/Sashimi (4 Pcs)
Tuna (Maguro)$7.25$14.95
Yellowtail (Hamachi)$6.95$14.50
Salmon (Sake)$6.75$13.95
Shrimp (Ebi)$6.25$12.95
Albacore (Bincho Maguro)$6.75$13.95
Freshwater Eel (Unagi)$8.95$17.50
Krab (Kani)$5.25$10.95
Sweet Shrimp (Ama Ebi)$10.95$23.50
Fatty Yellowtail (Toro Hamachi)$8.95$18.50
Smelt Egg (Masago)$6.75
Salmon Egg (Ikura)$10.25
Sashimi Platter  
Sashimi Omakase Deluxe
Salmon, Tuna, Albacore, Yellowtail, Chef’s Special & Sweet Shrimp
 $69.50

Specialty Roll

ItemsPrice
Cilantro Albacore
Shrimp Tempura, Krab Meat, Albacore, Cream Cheese, Red Onion, Cilantro Vinaigrette, Soy Paper
$16.95
Kabuki
Spicy Crunch Roll + Tuna, Yellowtail, Salmon, Spicy Tuna, Spicy Albacore, Salmon Egg, Krab, Smelt Egg
$18.50
Baked Krab Hand
Baked Krab + Soy Paper
$10.95
Spider
Avocado, Krab, Soft Shell Crab, Smelt Egg
$16.95
Rainbow
Salmon, Yellowtail, White Fish, Tuna, California Roll, Shrimp & Avocado
$17.50
Vegas
Krab, Salmon, Avocado & Cream Cheese 
$14.95
Spicy Tuna Crunch
Smelt Egg, Spicy Tuna, Tempura Crumbs & Avocado
$13.50
Dynamite
Krab, Scallops, Mushrooms, Baked Vegetables, Onions, California & Smelt Egg
$12.50
California Tempura
Fried California Roll & Eel Sauce
$11.95
Eel & Avocado
Krab, Freshwater Eel & Avocado
$17.25
Grilled Shrimp
Grilled Shrimp, Masago + Garlic Chip, California Roll, Spicy Mayo, Lobster Mayo & Eel Sauce
$16.95
Rose
Shrimp Tempura, Spicy Tuna & Avocado
$14.95
Shrimp Tempura
Shrimp Tempura, Krab & Avocado
$13.95
Aladdin
Shrimp Tempura, Spicy Albacore, Lettuce & Smelt Egg
$14.50
Dragon
Freshwater Eel & California Roll
$19.95
Lava
Spicy Tuna, Krab, Salmon, Cream Cheese, Avocado, Spicy Mayo, Deep-Fried Jalapeños & Eel Sauce
$17.95
Garlic Asparagus Salmon
Fresh Salmon, Crunchy Garlic Chili Oil, Asparagus & Sesame Sauce
$14.50
Albacore Crunch
Shrimp Tempura, Albacore, Krab, Spicy Ponzu Sauce & Garlic Crunch
$16.95
Lotus On Fire
California Roll, Spicy Tuna, Jalapeños & Lotus Root
$15.95
Spicy Tuna Tempura
Krab, Tempura-Fried Spicy Tuna & Avocado
$13.95
Sunkissed
Fresh Salmon, Spicy Tuna Roll & Avocado
$15.95
Alaskan
California Roll & Baked Salmon
$14.50
Green
Avocado, Asparagus Roll & Kale Sauce
$12.95
Vegetable Tempura
Sweet Potato, Asparagus, Avocado, Lightly Battered Onion & Spicy Crunch
$11.50

Roll

Can Be Ordered as Cut Roll (6 pcs) or Hand Roll

ItemsPrice
Spicy Tuna$8.25
Tuna$8.25
Salmon$7.95
Spicy Albacore$7.50
Shrimp$6.95
Yellowtail$7.95
Scallop$7.50
CALIFORNIA
(Krab & Avocado)
$6.50
Philadelphia
Salmon & Cream Cheese
$8.50
Large
Egg, Shrimp, Avocado, Vegetable
$8.50
B.S.C.R.
California Roll & Baked Scallops
$8.95
Vegetarian 
Avocado$6.50
Vegetable$
     Cucumber  $6.50

Classic

ItemsPrice
Traditionals
Served with Soup, Salad & Rice
 
Beef Sukiyaki
Noodles, Tofu, Thinly Sliced Beef, Vegetables & Sukiyaki Broth
$18.95
Chicken (Beef) Teriyaki
Charbroiled Chicken (Beef) & Teriyaki Sauce
 
Beef$18.95
Chicken$14.95
Salmon Teriyaki
Charbroiled Choice-Cut Salmon & Teriyaki sauce
$ 19.50
Pork Cutlet
Special Tonkotsu Sauce, Lighty Breaded & Fried Pork Loin
$18.50
Shrimp & Vegetable Tempura
Lightly Fried Shrimp & Vegetables
$18.50
Combinations
Served With Soup, Salad and Rice
 
Chicken & Beef Teriyaki$19.50
Beef Teriyaki
With Shrimp & Vegetable Tempura
$21.50
Chicken Teriyaki
With Shrimp & Vegetable Tempura
$18.95
Pork Cutlet
With Shrimp & Vegetable Tempura
$21.50
Chicken & Salmon Teriyaki$22.50
Salmon Teriyaki
With Shrimp & Vegetable Tempura
$22.50
Sushi Combinations
Served With Soup or Salad
 
Chirashi Sushi
Assorted Sashimi (10 Varieties) Over a Bed of Sushi Rice
$25.95
Sushi Moriawase
Salmon, Yellowtail, Shrimp, Tuna, Krab, Egg, Asparagus, California or Spicy Tuna Roll (6 Pcs), Albacore, Freshwater Eel
$25.95

Dream Table

ItemsPrice
Family
Bbq Beef Ribs, California Roll, Beef Teriyaki, Chicken Teriyaki, Gyoza Dumplings, Mixed Tempura,
$38.00
Dream
Beef Teriyaki, Chicken Teriyaki, Bbq Beef Ribs, Mixed Tempura, Shrimp Tempura Roll, Gyoza Dumplings, And Seasonal Fruit
$70.00

Signature Dish

ItemsPrice
Seared Tuna Steak
Pan-Fried Onions, Tuna Tataki Coated With Sesame Seeds, Red Bell, Zucchini, Pepper, And Cilantro Lime Sauce
$25.95
Seafood Hibachi
Jumbo Scallop, Shrimp, Sautéed Shiitake Mushrooms, Soft Shell Crab, Vegetables
$29.95
Garlic Beef Yaki
Beef, Asparagus, Spicy Garlic Soy Sauce, Garlic Chips
$23.95
Barbequed Beef Short Ribs
House Marinated Asian Bbq Short Ribs, Charred Onion
$32.95

Noodle

ItemsPrice
Beef Yakisoba
Cabbage, Bean Sprouts, Thinly Sliced Beef, Onion,
$15.95
Sizzling Spicy Chicken Udon
Shiitake, Chicken, Eryngii, Miso Chili Sauce & White Mushroom
$17.50
Seafood Nabeyaki Udon
Clam, Udon Noodle Soup, Calamari, Shrimp Tempura, Poached Egg
$18.95
Spicy Seafood Udon Pasta
Asparagus, Shrimp, Mussels, Jumbo Scallop, Calamari, Udon Noodles
$19.50
Tempura Udon (Soba)
Japanese Udon (Soba), Shrimp & Vegetable Tempura
$16.50
Shrimp Krab Udon Pasta
Garlic Chips, Krab, Creamy Udon Noodles, Shrimp
$18.95

Ramen

ItemsPrice
Ramen Toppings:
Hard Boiled Egg$1.00
Grilled Pork Belly (2pcs)$3.00
Chicken Breast$4.00
Soy Ramen
Napa Cabbage, Soy-Flavored Ramen Noodle Soup, Bean Sprouts, Onion,  Asparagus
$13.50
Spicy Miso Ramen
Bean Sprouts, Spicy Ramen, Seaweed, Corn, Miso-Flavored Broth
$13.50
Tonkotsu Ramen
Pork-Flavored Broth, Bean Sprouts, Boiled Pork Belly Slices, Black Garlic Oil
$13.95
Spicy Chicken Ramen
Spicy Teriyaki Chicken, Green Onion, Garlic Chicken Flavored Broth, Bean Sprouts
$13.50
Spicy Beef Ramen
Mushrooms, Beef Slices, Spicy Miso Broth, Onion
$15.95

Rice Bowl

ItemsPrice
Hibachi Rice
shrimp, pan-fried rice, combination, veggie, egg chicken, pork belly, shredded egg, avocado, broiled freshwater eel, unagi sauce, rice
chicken$8.25
shrimp$8.95
pork belly$8.95
combination$9.95
veggie$8.25
Unagi Bowl$19.50
Poké Soy Wasabi Tuna
tuna, krab meat, wasabi soy sauce choice of white, brown or sushi rice with seaweed salad, spring mix, avocado, onion, furikake, sea salt
$17.50
Poké Garlic Chili Salmon Bowl
garlic chili sauce choice of white, sushi or brown rice with seaweed salad, salmon, onion, krab meat, avocado, furikake, spring mix, sea salt
$16.50

Soup & Side

ItemsPrice
Miso Soup
Tofu, Green Onion
$3.50
Mushroom Miso Soup
Enoki, Shiitake Mushrooms, Green Onion
$6.50
Rice (White/Brown)$2.50
Sushi Rice (White/Brown)$3.00
Shrimp Tempura
Lightly Fried Shrimp (1 Pc)
$3.50
Wonton Chips
Light, Crispy Chips
$2.50
Yamagobo
Mountain Carrot
$2.00
Oshinko
Yellow Pickled Radish
$2.50

Kids Meal

(For Kids below 8 years of age). Served with salad and a drink

ItemsPrice
Chicken Teriyaki With Shrimp And Vegetable Tempura$9.50
Beef Teriyaki With Shrimp And Vegetable Tempura$9.95
Sesame Chicken
Sake Soy Marinade, Fried Chicken, Sesame Seeds
$8.95
Sushi Combo
Krab, Shrimp, Bean Curd, Egg, California Roll
$9.95
Beef Yaki Soba
Stir-Fried Noodles (Japanese Style) And California Roll
$9.95

Dessert

ItemsPrice
Tempura Ice Cream
deep-fried ice cream on sizzling hot plate
Green Tea$9.95
Strawberry$9.95
Vanilla$9.95
Mochi Ice Cream
rice cake with ice cream filling
Green Tea$7.95
Black Sesame$7.95
Mango$7.95
Strawberry$7.95
Banana Tempura
caramel sauce, lightly fried banana, vanilla ice cream
$9.95
Ice Cream
hazelnuts with black sesame, fresh fruits, ice cream, raspberry or chocolate syrup
Green Tea$6.95
Strawberry$6.95
Vanilla$6.95

Kabuki Restaurant Catering Platters

ItemsServesPrice
Sashimi + Roll
(Sashimi: Tuna, Albacore, Salmon, Yellowtail 
Roll: Eel & Avocado, Lotus on Fire, Spicy Tuna, Rainbow, Spider and Shrimp Tempura)
 5-6$120.00
Sushi + Roll
(Sushi: Tuna, Salmon, Yellowtail, Shrimp
Roll: Lotus on Fire, Spicy Tuna, Philadelphia, Rainbow, California and Shrimp Tempura)
 5-6$95.00
Roll  
(Spicy Tuna, Philadelphia, Aladdin,California, Lotus on Fire, Rainbow, Shrimp Tempura)
 4-5$75.00
Veggie
(Green Roll, Avocado Roll, Bean Curd Sushi, Cucumber Roll, Asparagus Roll, Vegetable Roll and Oshinko Roll)
 3-4$50.00
Dream
(Chicken Teriyaki, BBQ Beef Ribs, Beef Teriyaki, Gyoza Dumplings,Mixed Tempura, Shrimp Tempura Roll, Seasonal Fruit)
 3-4$70.00

Cocktail + Beer + Wine + Sake

Specialty Sip

ItemsPrice
You Had Me At “Margarita”
cazadores blanco, eighteenth century falernum, french vineyard peach, lime
$13.00
Kabuki Old Fashioned
cherry bark bitters, whiskey, ice cube, japanese black sugar
$13.00
Boop-Oop-A-Doop!
elderflower blossoms, grey goose vodka, framboise & blackberries, lemon
$13.00
California Sour
lemon juice, whiskey, nineteenth century syrup, float red wine
$13.00
Island Mule
candied pineapple, grey goose,ginger beer, lime
$13.00
Tiki Tiki Shinjuku
orange blossoms, 4yr anejo bacardi, pineapple, grey goose, french curacao blue, almonds & rose water
$13.00

Japanese Cocktail

ItemsPrice
Tokyo Mojito$13.00
cucumber/ mint / berry / lychee
Saketini$13.00
creamy peach / lychee lime
Sake Sangria
glass (8oz)$11.00
carafe (1,000ml)$42.00
House Sake
Sho Chiku Bai Extra Dry
Small$5.50
Large$8.50

Premium Sake

ItemsServesPrice
Yaegaki Draft
junmai draft, nut and apple aromas with melon flavor and a dryish light to medium body
300ml$14.00
Sho Chiku Bai Premium Ginjo
junmai ginjo, Berkeley floral aroma with rich and smooth texture 
300ml$18.00
Kagatobi
junmai ginjo, rounded rice flavor, Ishikawa fruity aroma, and rich in umami
300ml$21.00
Sho Chiku Bai Nigori
sweet and milky taste with a hint of rich sake and vanilla flavor
375ml$16.00

Super Premium Sake

ItemsSizePrice
Premium Kabuki Sake
Junmai Daiginjo, medium-bodied taste with fruity aroma
300ml$23.00
Kizakura S
Kyoto gorgeous incense and a flavor of rice, junmai daiginjo
500ml$40.00
Dassai 45
Yamaguchi tropical flavor, junmai daiginjo 
720ml$58.00

Premium Shochu

ItemsServiing SizePrice
Ginza No Suzume
spirit made from barley
glass3oz$5.50
bottle720ml$40.00

White Wine

ItemsServing SizePrice
Farmhouse
White Blend
glass6oz$8.00
bottle750ml$30.00
Oyster Bay
Sauvignon Blanc
glass6oz$9.00
bottle750ml$34.00
Zenato
Pinot Grigio
glass6oz$8.50
bottle750ml$33.00
Coppola Diamond
Chardonnay
glass6oz$9.00
bottle750ml$34.00

Red Wine

ItemsServing SizePrice
Farmhouse
Red Blend
glass6oz$8.00
bottle750ml$30.00
Castle Rock
Pinot Noir
glass6oz$9.00
bottle750ml$34.00
Benzinger
Merlot
glass6oz$11.00
bottle750ml$42.00
Copolla
Cabernet Sauvignon
glass6oz$11.00
bottle750ml$42.00

Other Wines

ItemsServing SizePrice
Takara
Plum Wine
glass6oz$7.00
bottle750ml$26.00
Gris Blanc
Rosé France
glass6oz$9.50
bottle750ml$36.00

Draft Beer

ItemsServing SizePrice
Sapporo
Mug12oz$5.50
pitcher1700ml$23.95
Asahi
mug12oz$6.50
pitcher1700ml$28.00

Bottled Beer

 Japanese
ItemsPrice
Choose Any 1 (Small)$6.00
(Large)$9.00
Sapporo 
Asahi 
Dry 
Kirin
Ichiban
Kirin
Light
Domestic & Imported
Bud Light$5.00
Blue Moon$6.00
Lagunitas$7.00
Stella Artois$6.00
Corona$6.00

Sake Bomb

ItemsPrice
Ki Bomb
Sapporo with small hot sake
$9.50
Ka Bomb
Japanese beer with small hot sake
$12.95

Non-Alcoholic

ItemsPrice
Hot Tea
Options: Green, Oolong
$3.25
Iced Tea
Options: Green, Regular Black, Peach, Mango, Raspberry
$3.95
Premium Lemonade
Options: Lychee, Green Tea, Strawberry, Mango, Mint
$4.50
Soda
Diet Coke, Coke, Sprite, Odwalla Lemonade, Minute Maid Orange Soda, Pibb Extra
$3.75
Bottled Water
Acqua Panna, San Pellegrino
$6.25
Fruit Juice
Orange / Apple / Cranberry
$3.95
Milk$3.00
Whole Milk

Delivery Methods

In-StoreYes
Drive ThruYes
Home DeliveryYes
Curbside PickupYes

Important Links of Kabuki Japanese Restaurant

Official Websitehttps://www.kabukirestaurants.com/  
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FAQshttps://www.kabukirestaurants.com/faqs/
Contact Number+973 1761 6191

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Frequently Asked Questions

Does Kabuki Japanese Restaurant Have a Happy Hour?

Even though other Japanese restaurants don’t offer a Happy Hour, Kabuki Japanese Restaurant proudly has a Happy Hour.

It has 3 PM – 6:30 PM Daily as Happy Hours to give discounts and deals to its eaters.

Who is The Owner of Kabuki Japanese Restaurant?

Kabuki Japanese Restaurant is owned by the very talented Michelle Lee

How Many Locations Does Kabuki Japanese Restaurant Have?

Kabuki Japanese Restaurant loves to serve its eaters.

And therefore, they have 17 locations throughout the USA (Southern California, Arizona, Nevada, and Texas) so that you can enjoy your favorite Japanese cuisine easily.

Does Kabuki Japanese Restaurant Sell Franchise?

Kabuki Japanese Restaurant is completely owned and operated by its owners.

There is or won’t be any franchise of this restaurant in the foreseeable future.

Final Words

The foods of this Japanese restaurant are anything but boring and ordinary.

From a collection of over 100 dishes, desserts, and beverages, you can eat anything and everything Japanese your heart desires.

The freshly-made cuisine of this food place promises to satisfy your hunger. For a Japanese food lover, this place is nothing less than heaven. Trust us!